So it seems the rumors about Bethenny are true.  No, not that she can in fact shimmy into a child-size onesie or that she’s dating the guy from Modern Family – which might fully ruin my love of that show for good – or that wasps really love nibbling on the ass of a bitch, though I thank her for posting the photo of the massive welt on her behind because, after she freaked out over Kristen talking about her on the record, I (pretend) feared that the Skinny Girl was becoming press-shy.  But the rumor that she can sometimes still feel a wee bit of joy?  That one is true!  And all she needed to prove it was an apartment under construction that’s closer to being finished than she expected.

The place looks huge, though it’s entirely possible that it looks larger because the two tiniest grown women in all of Manhattan are hanging out inside of it.  As Bethenny shows Carole around, Carole oohs and aahs and declares it’s on the best block in NYC, but that’s enough about construction and real estate and Bethenny no longer being homeless.  It’s time to talk about their friends now, including some people I fully believe neither one would speak to willingly unless they signed a contract saying that they had to.