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The Breakfast Club

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

The snow came down in flakes so large and fluffy that they reminded me instantly of that book I used to love when I was little, the one about the boy who experienced so much delight during a snowy day that he tried to keep a bit of it as something tangible so he shoved a snowball in his pocket to have a memento of the moment.  It’s always during the very early mornings or the middle of the nights when the tales I read as a child feel the most present and maybe it’s because I feel then like I am myself part of a waking dream.  It’s funny – those mini memories never wind around any of the major memories from that time.  I think far more about how I loved Sesame Street and the way I knew every single word of that Blondie album than I ever reflect upon my parents’ divorce or how I went from not even thinking about something like heat to knowing quite well what kerosene smells like.

I BLAME JOHN HUGHES

I BLAME JOHN HUGHES

I spent my pre-teen years believing that nothing could be sexier than sticking a lipstick into my cleavage, bending my head towards it, and applying a perfect pout. It wasn't until years later that I realized that my cleavage without a piece of makeup stuffed inside of it was sexy enough on its own.

I blame John Hughes for my confusion.

I spent my entire eighth grade year blowing on dandelions, my eyes clamped tightly shut.  I was wishing that one day a derelict in detention would sit beside me and sweep his eyes over my entire body – from the tips of my Keds with no laces to the tippy top of my curly head – and know me instantly, better than anyone ever had or ever will.

I blame John Hughes for my predilection towards men who look like they only shower sometimes.