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SONJA'S GOT A HOBBY

SONJA'S GOT A HOBBY

Here are some really nice surprises that have happened to me just recently: 

I ordered something that usually comes with a pickle and then – as though I was smack dab in the middle of a glorious dream – two pickles showed up on that plate.

I realized that the way the Jewish holidays fall this year means that I don't have to teach for a full week all September long. As a result, I have never felt so connected with my heritage in my entire life.

I couldn’t sleep one pre-dawn and I was scrolling desperately through channels on my TV and on every single one was Cindy Crawford trying to sell me moisturizer that comes from inside of a melon and then, just when I was about to break and buy that moisturizer, I stumbled joyfully upon a Dateline: Mysteries marathon.  (It’s probably worth noting that this happy surprise eventually backfired on me.   By the time I finally got tired, I could no longer fall asleep because I couldn’t stop myself from worrying about the prowler who would surely sneak into my house.)

I dug maniacally through my purse and triumphantly pulled free gum, a tampon, and a twenty.