Insomnia sucks. 

Today I was up and wide awake at 4:28am -- and I mean wide awake. I could have written a paper or done my taxes or plotted world domination if I wasn't so annoyed that I rarely sleep through the night anymore. And it seems irresponsible to plan out world domination when one is not well-rested.

Realizing that sleep was not anywhere within my immediate future, I chose to accept it and instead did what any normal person might in the situation: