I'm officially going on record that the prosthetic leg toss on The Real Housewives of New York last night was not nearly as fulfilling as I had hoped. I've seen more thrilling moments during a water balloon fight that took place in a mud pit back in college during Greek Games, including the year my sorority was disqualified from the t-shirt competition for wearing a tee with the following statement scrawled across the chest in a bold navy font: 

"It doesn't matter whether you end up on the top or the bottom; it was still fun to come."

We cheered upon hearing that we were disqualified. Our job was done.

But back to Le Cirque. Back to the leg.